Jokes/prank question?

i have a cousin that is totally freaked out by the bear in the new birds eye foods commercials! does anyone know where i can find one or buy one, or have one made?

Names and Ideas Please for Fantasy story?

You've got some good ideas going for you. Everything sounds good, not too cheesy or anything. I think you're doing good, keep it up.

Why do mallards have curly tail feathers?

My mallard i raised last year came back to my house...He brought a girl and he had 3 curly tail feathers near his butt...what do these curly tail feathers mean?

Has anyone ever purchased mallard ducklings from california hatchery?

Please, I just bought some of their ducklings and they didnt have any pictures of ducklngs, just ducks. www.californiahatchery.com

Am I wrong for doing this?

shes wrong not you. dont worry about fighting anymore.. shes picking fights for no reason.. jst leave her as a friend.. her loss

Prank war, i need lottsa really good pranks to win this onee?

so me and my best friend just declaired a prank war and i need some ideas, i dont ant anything too mean, just funny outragous stuff! but i gont want to have to spend big $$ on props. she doesnt have a car, so no car ones, and i cant do anything too horrible because her mom would kill me and nothing that will hurt anyone. i dont want to cause hell, just irratate her and make her back out:)

Who is your favorite NCIS character?

My favorite character is Abby, that's probably because she is not a stereotypical character. She's a goth, but she is still a generally happy and kind person. She also cares for her friends and treats them like family.